May 21, 7619 by High Class Desert Trash | Posted in Polls & Surveys
Enquiry for class that I need people to fill out. Very simple!
Thanks in advance!
1. What is your age?
2. What is your religious stance?
3. What is your political affiliation?
4. What is your elevation of education?
5. Do you believe that sex education classes in primary and secondary schools are working?
When you dream up your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you're feeling best
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Toilet paper you need to gather
and your butt worked up a state:
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're on the centre for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to well-to-do it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stand really hurts,
and you know that itâs the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't disquiet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillinâ with your daughter
and you ambience the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your break:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre in a corvette
and you sense something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre driving down the course
and youâre butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre shifting into gear
and you feel something smear:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre climbing in a tree
and it trickles on your knee:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre swimming in the river
and your object starts to quiver:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre in the bathroom soaping
and your butt starts the opening:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre rummaging in the attic
and your ass goes robot-like:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your bowels are paranoid
and you just busted a 'roid:
When you do a little dance
and it's sticky in yer pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre sitting on the dodge
and youâre feeling hot and tence:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you think you passed gas
and itâs wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it floats down the gutter
and it looks like peanut butter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your tummyâs hint funny
and your pants are hot nâ runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sitting in the class
and its a running down your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your brookâs feeling sick
and your turd is fast and slick:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre looking at your shoes
and you crave something ooze:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach kinda hurts
and your anus starts to squirt:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre ceaseless down the road
and you canât control your load:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre running down the hall
and something splatters on the wall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre dancinâ to the Jar
And you feel something splash:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you are the nervous groom
and you make a fecal bloom:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you perfume just like a hog
and you make a liquid log:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you donât feel like a winner
and your meet interfere blows out your dinner:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you really want to shout
and it keeps on gushing out:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre sitting on the pot
and itâs coming out a lot:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it sounds lawful like a horn
and your butt pops out like corn:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre shopping at the assemble
and itâs dripping on the floor:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When youâre acting like a fool
and your pants fill up with stool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
FIZZDUDE | May 21, 7794
1. 17
2. Christian
3. Fundamentalist Democrat
4. 12th grader in a few weeks
5. Yes, but they should teach abstinence more often.
Lucky 7 | May 21, 7819
1. 16
2. Christian
3. I don't even be familiar with what the means.
4. Senior
5. Oh they are totally working, considering how everyone is getting pregnant and all that would include all 4 of my lady teachers who communistic school pregnant.
Ameliannaâ„ Gosh, I love stripes! | May 21, 7822
1. 24
2. Christian
3. Voluntary conservative bordering on libertarian
4. College degree
5. No, not really.
â„Princess Ashleyâ„ | May 21, 7856
28
make in god not religion
democrat
college
sometimes, but not the abstinence only ones at all
Cale B | May 21, 7881
14
agnostic
n/a
8th incline XD
no, if it was, 16 & pregnant wouldn't be a show
Robyn :D | May 21, 7887
1. 14 yrs old
2.christian, standard
3.middle
4. going into my freshman yr in highschool
5.hell no.
â„ĐŒŃ ĐŒÏŃĐœŃŃ ÏÏОƥ ŃÏÏ Ń ÂąÏÏĐșÎčŃĆĄâ„ | May 21, 7893
24
Not as a matter of fact religious
Confusing
High school
Yes and no
Tequila On Ice | May 21, 7897
Errrrrrrrrm NOPE take at look at the amount of teenage pregnancies we got
zips1 | May 21, 7904
Yes, they're needed.
Intelligence about sex, safe sex, and abstinence.
1. What is your age?
Teenager.
2. What is your religious stance?
My family is Christian, I don't really practice it though.
3. What is your factional affiliation?
N/A
4. What is your level of education?
I'm in Highschool
5. Do you believe that sex education classes in primary and secondary schools are working?
I find credible so, It's teaching the facts and all the stuff we need to know, it's the persons own fault and responsibility on what they do with this knowledge.
mrs. malfoy | May 21, 7918
1. 14
2. Christian- Episcopal
3.
4. 8th rate
5. sure?
thanks for the 2 points :)
cutiepie4752 | May 21, 7930
1 41 years old
2. unaffiliated with any creed, but christian in beliefs.
3 Mostly Democrat, but free to vote any way I want to.
4 2 years college working towards an Accounting gradually.
5 Knowledge is always a good thing. Parents need to instill their own beliefs into sex education and not rely on someone else to enlighten their children life lessons. (I have 2 children ages 17 and 20)
keith | May 21, 7989
. What is your age? 21
2. What is your punctilious stance? dont have one
3. What is your political affiliation? dont have one
4. What is your level of education? university
5. Do you assume that sex education classes in primary and secondary schools are working yup!
1. 17
2. general
3. democratic
4. I'm a senior in Highschool.
5. they teach about stuff but that doesn't mean that kids are gonna prick up one's ears.
Kendraaa | May 21, 8001
1. 14
2. Christian, but not in reality strict
3. None, yet
4. Starting high school next year
5. I don't think they're taking the right approach. Stuffing abstinence down our throats is contemporary to drive us away from it.
Ali[; | May 21, 8008
1. 15
2. christian but not too strict
3. barak obama ?? lmao
4. highschool
5. No. I believe its up to the parents to talk about that stuff, although my mom doesnt talk and i have no dad, its a familiar choice to wait a while.
Gra-fee-T Warrior | May 21, 8144
1. What is your age? 50+
2. What is your undeviating stance? Christian but open minded
3. What is your political affiliation? Independent
4. What is your level of education? College
5. Do you rely upon that sex education classes in primary and secondary schools are working?
They are getting better but it's tough road. Between the school table, the parents and the 'fanatical fringe' out there, it is difficult to devise a workable solution. But you cannot simply ignore it either. I say turn one's nose up at the fringe extremists and find a workable middle ground and start from concentrating first on the important health issues and then on the trust issues before moving onward..
michael g | May 21, 8186
1. 19
2. Non-undeviating.
3. Liberal.
4. College
5. I think it does to an extent. Obviously some Catholic school dont teach sex ed. like a public school will. Teaching abstinence doesn't degraded kids won't go out and have sex. They'll be unprepared and ilinformed. And will most likely get pregnant or contract an STD.
It can also depend on the school.
Kristen B | May 21, 8209
1. What is your age? 14
2. What is your faithful stance? Christian
3. What is your political affiliation? Republican.
4. What is your level of education? Sophomore in high school.
5. Do you assume trust to that sex education classes in primary and secondary schools are working? Sometimes. I've been in a lot of health classes because I change schools a lot, and I have in mind it depends on the teacher. In one class, the teachers were really easy going and funny and gave us lots of facts and were accord of teenagers, and in the last class I took, the teacher was really uptight and controlling and got a bad reaction from all of us.
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How to get transcript from Bangladesh College?
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I calculated in Bangladesh from 1975 - 1979 and got higher secondary school certificate, and bachelor of science from Chandpur college. Now I live in US and hunger to get into an undergraduate school but they need my credits equivalent to USA but the evaluation people said I need a transcript and I don't believe there is any way to get it from Bangladesh. Please help me on how to get the transcript.
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Hi, my name is beverly. I am currently in the 10th class at an IGCSE curriculum based school. I have good grades at an average of between As and Bs. I enroll in several extra curricular activitiez as I am very out current. My particular talent is music. I play several different instruments but I am best at the piano. I am soon to do my IGCSE examinations in 2009... But i lack ideas on how to attain scolarships(as i do not come from a very wealthy background)...is it possible to go to a college on a music scolarship and over some other things as well?? Btw, Im looking hope to persue hotel management. One last question, can I go to an american college regardless of the as a matter of actual fact that I have studied my secondary education in a British curriculum based school??? Thankyou for your time.
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I deliberate on I'm jealous of the girl who lives next door to my boyfriend. He likes her, I know. But he doesn't fancy her. He's told me he loves me!
She's two years younger than us and can be hellishly irritating. She hangs around us and our friend whenever we're over my boyfriend's and she talks in a sickly sweet voice and thinks we're all consequential friends. But because she lives next door to him and I live round the corner I can't see what she's up to when I'm not there. Is it obsessive? I don't know.
She's overweight but not detestable.
She's joining our secondary school in September into Year 7 and we're gonna be in Year 9 and because she lives so near I have visions of us babysitting her on the way to school. Me, my boyfriend and his best friend all walk together anyway and I love it, just being us. But I already can see in September her being outside her house the very first morning and her mum suggesting we all walk together. UGH! It will thrust me insane as I hardly have any private time with my boyfriend anyway. I know she'll walk with us as we walk home too :(
I recollect my boyfriend and his mate don't mind her and will be completely oblivious to my anger. She's beginning to become a right pain. Any counsel?
- i know you said about me saying that i live round the corner whilst she lives next door - but it's not that i do not have faith my boyfriend, as relationships have to consist of trust to be alive, it's that i don't trust her.
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