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Jul 29, 2009 by skycat | Posted in Jokes & Riddles
Teensy-weensy Johnny has a speech impediment. His father taught to him to always be polite to people.
The first day of school, Johnny gets on the bus, remembering what his governor told him, says to the bus driver, "Doog moaning buth driber,"
The bus driver slaps him in the entrance, and sends him to the back of the bus.
This goes on for four days.
Finally, Johnny tells his father the problem, "Fatter you prophesy me to be pollite, but when I do the buth driber shlaps my in ma faith."
His father says, "Tomorrow I will stick around at the bus with you."
The next day, there they are waiting for the bus. When it arrives Johnny’s father says, "Go on Johnny get on the bus and be polite."
Johnny does but looks to his ancestor with fear in his eyes.
His father says, "Go on Johnny."
So Johnny, wanting to be as formal as possible says, "Doog moaning buth driber."
With that the bus driver raises his authority in an attempt to strike Johnny in the face, but before he can Johnny father grabs the drivers hand.
He asks, "Why do you smack my son, when all he is doing is being respectful?"
The bus driver says, "Betause heeth making fun of me"
Strange Skycat if a little un pc.
Quizard | Jul 29, 2009
Nah i've heard a lot more advisedly
Irish cutie!! | Jul 29, 2009
How can I solve this on unbearable frustration?
Jul 29, 2009 by dieudonnecas | Posted in Psychology
I merely change my hard-drive .I cannot hear any thing on my pc; I can see that the video is playing but I can't hear. volume suppress note that " there are no active mixer device available." In window player it says there is a mind-boggler with my sound device. let me quote,"nothing is wrong with my speaker" oh I went in the settings and I saw doubt (?) makes on these things. 1."Video CONTROLLER (VGA compatible)2.Audio mechanism on high Definition Audio bus" How do I solve this? Plzzzzzzzzz, help!
I have no clue which bus to ride?
Jul 29, 2009 by kayla | Posted in Other - United States
I electrified in las vegas I go to a magnet school, and I cant find an website that I can enter my adress in, and it will tell me which bus I ride, and where my stop is. I went to the website before but I vanished the website adress please help. Thanx for your support.
Do you think there'll be a 5th Fast and Furious?
Jul 29, 2009 by peace&luv | Posted in Movies
I heard that they're gonna scram a 5th Fast and Furious.
But I think the storyline is complete now.
Think with me for a sec..
On the first one Brian let`s Dom run away, Dom goes to the Dominican Republic, and Brian goes to Miami, nobody knows where Dom is, Brian gets caught by the FBI, he has to bust a benumb dealer in order to clean his title, he does that OK movie ends. Then there`s a 3rd fast and furious but what does Sean has to do with Brian or Dom? Then at the end of the silver screen Dom shows up OK what`s gonna happen now? Is he gonna be racing in tokyo get into some trouble and have to solve it? so about 3 years later (I intend) they make the 4th one. Cool we'll see what's gonna happen to Toretto in Tokyo! But wait? Han is alive? Oh I see, that's what happened before! OK so at the end of the 4th one Dom gets 25+ years in prison. And at the very end they're about to rescue him from the bus that`s taking him to Jail.OK movie ends.
But then what we don`t see is that Dom is rescued, and goes to Tokyo in search of Han. But he's Numb so he races Sean. And now we're back to the 3rd movie.
I think the story ends there. Dom is safe in Tokyo now.
What else could happen? Why would he go to Brazil? (Paul Walker hypothetically said they`re going to make a 5th one in Brazil.) Even if it is in any other place. I think it ends right there.
Walker precisely said what we wanted to hear, if he really did say anything.
Is there any proof that he said that? Video? or Audio?
Hopefully I'm very unsuitable. I love F&F
Does anyone know what is this song?
Jul 29, 2009 by Me | Posted in Lyrics
I heard this inexpensively on the open tour bus in Paris. It goes something like "I am joy", "I am my being", "I am young, I am old" there are repetetions of "I am". Does anybody have an position of what this song is? Thanks.
how to know if a flirty guy likes you..?
Jul 29, 2009 by в™Єв™« | Posted in Singles & Dating
okay. so i met this guy at a bivouac i went to a few weeks ago
and sadly he had a girlfriend..he told me that he liked me more than his girlfriend and he sat next to me on a bus for a really long moment..but when i when we got to the other trip his girlfriend dumped him. He didnt tell me right away but he danced with me. later he told me. he sounded make someone nervous but then he started acting different and flirting with like every girl there.. so i'm kinda confused. I didnt be versed if he was trying to make me jealous or if he was just flirting because he liked them. For example: he kissed like every young lady on the cheek on the bus but i was one of the first ones. I dont get it haha and whenever he flirted with girls he kept looking at me. well atleast thats what my friends said. but hey he only let me exhibit his hat :) answers??? hahaha. :/ help....
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